I have a funny story in school a decade ago , i meet this guy and just first meet with each other at class and we start fighting for no reason , and another kid join in and start biting his feet imagine as a kid crying while wearing shoes that kid seriously biting his shoes until he crying and scream after that all of us become friend till high school
In my high school I had to work from 08:00 in the morning until 05:00 in the afternoon to help with household expenses and I went to school from 06:00 until 10:30 pm.
I was always very tired and sometimes I slept in the school bathroom to get some rest, and one day I slept so much that they locked me in the school while I was sleeping.
When I left the bathroom I realized that everything was locked, I started screaming for help until the janitor arrived with the police thinking it was a thief.
It’s was the day that i got scammed from internet . Some fking guy said that he can help me hack the online fps game that i’m playing , he told me to give him my account and 10$ . So that’s how i got my first scammed
Boy: Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I love her, too… and she’s the best cook and story teller in the whole world!
Dad: That’s nice, but we have a small problem there!
Boy: What problem?!
Dad: She happens to be my mother. How can you marry my mother!
Boy: Why not?! You married mine!
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It’s rush hour around St. Paul and she knows Ole will be on his way home from the office. As she’s putting things in the oven, she hears a story about a car going the wrong way on the interstate! She immediately calls Ole to let him know he needs to be careful.
“Ole, are you headed home soon?”
“Yes, Lena, I just got on the interstate so I should be home soon.”
“Oh be careful, Ole! They’re saying some manic is going the wrong way on the interstate.”
Ole pauses for a second then says, “One manic? Oh heck, there’s hundreds of ‘em!”
I have a funny story in school a decade ago , i meet this guy and just first meet with each other at class and we start fighting for no reason , and another kid join in and start biting his feet imagine as a kid crying while wearing shoes that kid seriously biting his shoes until he crying and scream after that all of us become friend till high school
I failed the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report card. I did this every quarter that year. I forgot that they mail home the end-of-year cards, and my mom got it before I could intercept with my fake. She was PISSED—at the school for their error. The teacher also retired that year and had already thrown out his records, so they had to take my mother’s “proof” (the fake ones I made throughout the year) and “correct” the “mistake.” I’ve never told her the truth.
I have a funny story in school a decade ago , i meet this guy and just first meet with each other at class and we start fighting for no reason , and another kid join in and start biting his feet imagine as a kid crying while wearing shoes that kid seriously biting his shoes until he crying and scream after that all of us become friend till high school