Jokes?

7PlayZ · 1 Eyl 2020

I went to the doctors with hearing problems.
He said “Can u describe the symptoms?”
I said “Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair”

zeibourg · 1 Eyl 2020

if 4 people go into a room and 5 go out, does one have to go in so that nobody is in?

bulduren2445 · 1 Eyl 2020

are you kidding me bro

zeibourg · 1 Eyl 2020

Son to father: "Dad, you told me to put a potato in my bathing suit. It would impress the girls at the swimming pool, you said.
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Father: Yes, that is true.
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Son: Unfortunately you forgot to mention that I should have put them "in the front" of my swimming trunks."

zeibourg · 1 Eyl 2020

One Indian meets another.

"So, what do you do?"
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"I look at the smoke signals over there."
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"Oh, same here. What are they saying?"
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"I don't know, there's still a commercial on."

Orbit22 · 1 Eyl 2020

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

To get to the other side.

zeibourg · 1 Eyl 2020

Patient: "Doctor, how long do I have to live?"
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Doctor: "Ten."
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Patient: "How ten? Ten months, weeks, days?"
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Doctor: "Nine..."

teddddy · 2 Eyl 2020

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar
''Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”

evangaufo123 · 2 Eyl 2020

Why can't toilet paper cross the road?
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Because it got stuck in a *****

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7PlayZ

zeibourg

bulduren2445

zeibourg

zeibourg

Orbit22

zeibourg

teddddy

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