Russian jokes

[MihailVlasov]

There is a draft Commission. Two twins are being examined. The first leaves the office, the second asks: "Did you get it?" No, bro, you were charged. Second. - Listen, come for me, because I don't want to undress. After a few minutes he comes out and says: "You were taken.

Post automatically merged: 18 Haz 2020

They opened a store in the woods. There was a long queue. The hare goes without a queue to the store. The bear takes him by the collar and says: "Go to the back of the line!" And so for two days in a row, On the third day the hare goes again without a queue and the bear takes it by the collar again "Go to the back of the line. The hare goes offended and says: — That bastard tensions of the day, the shop can not open!

Post automatically merged: 18 Haz 2020

The man will buy flowers. — I don't need to. Well, buy your wife, she'll be happy. "No wife, gone. Buy it, it will come back. — Yes, God forbid!

Post automatically merged: 18 Haz 2020

This skirt is too short! I forbid you to go out in it! "Well, dad. Finish Sergei, a normal guy after all grew up.

 

[Alreads]

Eh, was funny. Maybe?

 

[MihailVlasov]

What is the difference between male and female logic? - Men's more correct, Women's more interesting.

Post automatically merged: 18 Haz 2020

A man runs up to the policeman and says: "Take me away, or I'll kill my mother-in-law." Kill mine as well, and I'll help you get a little less time. He spat and ran to the Prosecutor. - Citizen Prosecutor, take me away, or I will kill my mother-in-law. Kill and my, will help less sit. The man got drunk, went and killed three mothers-in-law, his own, a policeman and a Prosecutor. The trial is underway: - For the murder of three mothers-in-law, citizen Ivanov is sentenced to six months in prison. The judge turns and says in a low voice: — And if you killed mine, you wouldn't get anything at all!"

Post automatically merged: 18 Haz 2020

Two friends are talking. I figured out what to give my husband for the twenty-third of February. What did you come up with?" "I'll give you money." On the twenty-fourth, let's go buy my shoes.

Post automatically merged: 18 Haz 2020

Two blondes are talking about their husbands. – Who's your husband?" Businessman. And you? "I'm not sure, but I'm a translator. What language? – None at all. He transfers money to me.

 

[jest4r]

rush b xd

 

[memati332]

There is a draft Commission. Two twins are being examined. The first leaves the office, the second asks: "Did you get it?" No, bro, you were charged. Second. - Listen, come for me, because I don't want to undress. After a few minutes he comes out and says: "You were taken.

Post automatically merged: 18 Haz 2020

They opened a store in the woods. There was a long queue. The hare goes without a queue to the store. The bear takes him by the collar and says: "Go to the back of the line!" And so for two days in a row, On the third day the hare goes again without a queue and the bear takes it by the collar again "Go to the back of the line. The hare goes offended and says: — That bastard tensions of the day, the shop can not open!

Post automatically merged: 18 Haz 2020

The man will buy flowers. — I don't need to. Well, buy your wife, she'll be happy. "No wife, gone. Buy it, it will come back. — Yes, God forbid!

Post automatically merged: 18 Haz 2020

This skirt is too short! I forbid you to go out in it! "Well, dad. Finish Sergei, a normal guy after all grew up.

B R U H xdd

 

[lokepoko22]

.wish i had good russian to undertand those lol

 

[gmctr8455]

rajj bi my friend

 

[tunkfu]

iyimiş yahu ^^

 

[hasn896521]

güzelmiş brom

 

[kelist]

bruh

 

[kaan357]

bu komikti bro teşekkürler

 

[azatmumci]

Rush B

 

[hamza1933]

ingilizce yi cevirme sansım yok

 

[mrjhoncanner]

ahahha komedı usta eyw

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beğendım

 

[ILordl61]

İyiymiş iyiymiş

 

[Ilitharath]

Two blondes are talking about their husbands. – Who's your husband?" Businessman. And you? "I'm not sure, but I'm a translator. What language? – None at all. He transfers money to me.

That's a good one dude

 

[kaan357]

thanks bro for joke .D ALfşiafl

 

[ozxkerem3535]

White rush wheels diyorum baskada birsey demiyorum artık benden bu kadar

 

[cinzolves]

talvez eu não entenda piadas russas kkkkkkkkkkk

 

[claylbe]

funny... maybe xd