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There is a draft Commission. Two twins are being examined. The first leaves the office, the second asks: "Did you get it?" No, bro, you were charged. Second. - Listen, come for me, because I don't want to undress. After a few minutes he comes out and says: "You were taken.
They opened a store in the woods. There was a long queue. The hare goes without a queue to the store. The bear takes him by the collar and says: "Go to the back of the line!" And so for two days in a row, On the third day the hare goes again without a queue and the bear takes it by the collar again "Go to the back of the line. The hare goes offended and says: — That bastard tensions of the day, the shop can not open!
The man will buy flowers. — I don't need to. Well, buy your wife, she'll be happy. "No wife, gone. Buy it, it will come back. — Yes, God forbid!
This skirt is too short! I forbid you to go out in it! "Well, dad. Finish Sergei, a normal guy after all grew up.
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They opened a store in the woods. There was a long queue. The hare goes without a queue to the store. The bear takes him by the collar and says: "Go to the back of the line!" And so for two days in a row, On the third day the hare goes again without a queue and the bear takes it by the collar again "Go to the back of the line. The hare goes offended and says: — That bastard tensions of the day, the shop can not open!
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The man will buy flowers. — I don't need to. Well, buy your wife, she'll be happy. "No wife, gone. Buy it, it will come back. — Yes, God forbid!
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This skirt is too short! I forbid you to go out in it! "Well, dad. Finish Sergei, a normal guy after all grew up.
